-20 mg of valium and go back to bed until tomorrow
-Find an ER tech and run 2 liters of lactated ringers through an IV. Lactated ringers are like Gatorade, but they go right into the blood stream. After ½ an hour you will feel great. No headache or nausea. Ready for that next drink.
-Sex. If you are male a blow job is even better. I can’t speak for the girls.
-Your football team wins.
-You get a phone call from your parents. They just called to say they love you, and that's it.
-You come into money. The lottery is not bad.
-Baileys Irish Cream, right out of the bottle.
-You find that someone special in the checkout line while waiting to buy Advil and orange juice.
-Stay drunk until you drink yourself to death.
-Don’t drink. Yeah right.
-Find an ER tech and run 2 liters of lactated ringers through an IV. Lactated ringers are like Gatorade, but they go right into the blood stream. After ½ an hour you will feel great. No headache or nausea. Ready for that next drink.
-Sex. If you are male a blow job is even better. I can’t speak for the girls.
-Your football team wins.
-You get a phone call from your parents. They just called to say they love you, and that's it.
-You come into money. The lottery is not bad.
-Baileys Irish Cream, right out of the bottle.
-You find that someone special in the checkout line while waiting to buy Advil and orange juice.
-Stay drunk until you drink yourself to death.
-Don’t drink. Yeah right.
